Life needs retirement humor! We need to learn how to lighten up and enjoy this incredible time in our lives. We need to let all the retirement wishes soak in and live each day to the fullest. Below you will find some wonderful funny quotes about retirement and all the comes along with it. We hope it brings a bit of humour to your day.
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
The worst thing about retirement is having to drink coffee on your own time.
He who laughs, lasts.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty.....But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
Retirement: No clock, no deadlines, no stress, no money!
Don't worry about avoiding temptation ...As you grow older, it will avoid you.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
A little daily humor can go a long way. And in the retirement years laughter should be a big part of your life! So remember to keep smiling and looking for the lighter part of your days!
Additional Retirement Humour:
Up, sluggard, and waste not life; in the grave will be sleeping enough.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension!